You bitches talk about me like im fucking famous but to me hoez, you're fucking nameless!

I'm the type of person who laughs at a joke three times....Once when it's told, once when someone explains it to me, and 5 minutes l8er when i finally get it!

We were given two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to listen, two eyes to see, but only one heart because the other one was given for someone else for you to find.

Welcome!